Is it time to find a new Church? My pastor just hired an ex-bouncer named Bubba to p the collection plate..

Are your knee caps still intact? Our collector takes a handheld shop-vac with him. He just runs it over and around our pockets and purses. I never have any change on me anymore, and I keep having to buy new wallets. I noticed that the church was adding on a new wing. I wonder if there is a connection. Stick with Bubba.